HUMAN LESSONS

HOW TO PRANK CALL;

Who: Dean/Castiel
What: pre!slash. Dean teaches Castiel how to pull a prank call.
When: Set ambiguously near the end of Season 4, beginning of Season 5.
Word Count: 755
Warnings: Obnoxiously corny jokes.

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HUMAN LESSONS

HOW TO GET SHITFACED DRUNK;

Who: Dean/Castiel, Sam
What: The first installment in a loosely-connected (though easily independent) collection of one-shots called "Human Lessons".
When: Set ambiguously before episode 5.03
Word Count: 3,652
Warnings: Language, alcoholic substance abuse, clingy drunken angels.

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